| We've relocated!Welcome to the cliche entry.
Looks like im making the (semi)permanent move to the new site.
Something about xanga reeks of old cheese to me. join me at my new home:
thejesslife(dot)vox(dot)com
And feel free to bring me a housewarming gift.
In the form of a comment on one of my entries. Its time to start (really) writing again.
And xanga, sadly, just aint where its at, yo. |
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| I wanted to put this on the record.If possible, when I die, could someone play Coldplay singing "Til Kingdom Come" at my funeral? I would really like that, please. |
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| There and back again.It's like sending someone into war.
I know you're going to enter into a world of hurt.
And all I can do is wait for you to come back. I love you. |
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| Ok, no, I take that back. THIS is the funniest thing we've ever been sent.Another thing you should know about my job: we represent writers.
Screen writers need agents to get their work produced.
Therefore writers submit to us for consideration. Usually we'll get a treatment of their screenplay.
Sometimes we request a writing sample.
Often there is a well-thought out cover letter. Or, sometimes, we get cover letters that go like this: 
... in other news, I laughed until I cried today.
(Wonder why.) |
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| Best email I have ever gotten at a job:
| Wednesday, Jul. 11, 2007, 12:37 PM
TALENT SEARCH- PARIS HILTON
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| | | Reps for PARIS HILTON please contact Roxane Davis @310-xxx-xxxx. |
(Hah... um. I suppose she means her talent representation.
Which implies that Paris HAS talent. First I've heard of it.) |
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